"Ryan is...."

This is a fun game. Type "[your name] is" with the quotes in a search engine and list off what comes up. I am:

Warden of New College, Oxford
completely innocent
different from most war films
officially pro-life
happy to shill for public interest groups
nothing but a demonstration of cinematographic skills
a general contractor
married with only one son
available
a hero
famous in the streets and subways of Manhattan as a bucket/drum player
third-fastest nationwide
still kind of cute
HIV negative
decent
black
unable to identify the purpose of some doors
liscensed to practice law in New York.

ALL RIGHT!

-R

P.S. There were more but I laughed too hard and now I hurt, so I decided to stop.